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  1. im always sore for like 3 days after I have sex

     


  2. tupacvevo:

    tupacvevo:

    someone give me a job

    image

    i was thinking something in retail

    (via wh0re-ifi3d-food-slut)

     


  3. supernatural-tardis:

    i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

    (via moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur)

     

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  5. neptunain:

    sorry boys, but I already got my eyes on a guy who’s not interested

    (via orgasmic-humor)

     

  6. dumb-plings:

    nimhrat:

    fullten:

    lost-in-hammerspace:

    starbombpotter:

    GUYS COLORADO NEEDS SOME HELP

    There is a bill about to be passed called Amendment 67 that is the ban on ALL abortions. THIS INCLUDES IF THE MOTHER WOULD DIE OR IF SHE WAS RAPED. THIS BILL ALSO CAN MAKE POLICE INSTIGATE ALL NON-LIVE BIRTHS (MISCARRIAGE/STILLBORN).

    If you want more information, the article is [here] and they have an indigogo page [here] to help fund the stop of Amendment 67.

    TUMBLR PLEASE BLOW THIS UP. PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU

    holy shit what the fuck Colorado!?

    (taken from the news site)

    Here’s what Amendment 67 would really do:

    1. Outlaw all abortion in Colorado, even in cases of rape and incest.
    2. Ban some of the most common and effective forms of birth control, including the Pill and IUDs.
    3. Make it illegal for a pregnant women with cancer to choose treatment that could save her life.
    4. Restrict options for women wanting in vitro fertilization.
    5. Any birth that isn’t a live-birth — so miscarriages and still births — could be deemed suspicious deaths and would be investigated by police.

    what the fuck that is disgusting

    WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

    (via pretty-smile-watery-eyes)

     

  7. lakilester:

    No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.

    (via orgasmic-humor)

     


  8. nothiings:

    sit up straight then reblog this so your followers sit properly too you’re welcome

    (Source: nothiings, via dutchster)

     

  9. stigmartyr762:

    transcendingdiimensions:

    almostnormalboy:

    mushaka:

    santosha65:

    This incredible photo marks the end of Matador Torero Alvaro Munera’s career. He collapsed in remorse mid-fight when he realized he was having to prompt this otherwise gentle beast to fight. He went on to become an avid opponent of bullfights. Even grievously wounded by picadors, he did not attack this man.

    Torrero Munera is quoted as saying of this moment: “And suddenly, I looked at the bull. He had this innocence that all animals have in their eyes, and he looked at me with this pleading. It was like a cry for justice, deep down inside of me. I describe it as being like a prayer - because if one confesses, it is hoped, that one is forgiven. I felt like the worst shit on earth.”

    I’ve reblogged this at least two other times but this is possibly one of my favorite photos ever.

    The bull is just like ‘hey r u ok?’ it’s so powerful

    I’m going to cry :c

    This is a practice that needs to end.

    (Source: ihavetopeerealbad, via pretty-smile-watery-eyes)

     

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  12. smilesandvials:

    This always cracks me up and I just want a giant poster of it in every lab.

    (Source: memewhore, via pretty-smile-watery-eyes)

     


  13. h0odrich:

    Put me in the coffin with both middle fingers up

    (via done)

     

  14. fit-state-of-mind:

    tillyouandiseethesun:

    this isn’t even a problem

    This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

    (Source: huffingtonpost, via orgasmic-humor)

     

  15. frickhead:

    ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

    My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

    (via panerasexual)