akaiiros:

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

catchymemes:

only-tiktoks:

taur:

animentality:

m-oroiu-deactivated20230611:

are actors even allowed to say no to a marvel role like maybe they get a burlap sack thrown over their heads, herded into a white van and some nasty evil voices goes ‘you’ve been selected to portray the asbestos lady in our 10th attempt to make the fantastic four a thing’

(via bob-belcher)

auroraborealis1890:

auroraborealis1890:

Good morning to only the person that tagged this as adhdammit

(via gaybybirth)

oysters-aint-for-me:

i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

funnytwittertweets:

funnytwittertweets:

eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

(via thebootydiaries)

bigsmilenobitterness:

running a fool’s errand y’all need anything?

(via ladaleda)

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

(via thebootydiaries)